crixon42
United Kingdom
Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
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NotMyDay5 13
You mean after "cumming" up with that.
Horsempeg 25
Time to get your things together!
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SininenAave 9
I laughed at that last part of the FML. Hey, we all take our own time getting where we need to be. Did you not know 30 is the new 20? ;)
d4m4s74 12
That's not a good thing.
onedayinamsterda 14
It's a great thing !
Rainhawk94 27
You sound like someone i can hang with for laughs
ninety 25
That's probably why OP is not married yet... The guys just see her like another guy cause she's,"cool to hang out with."
doumtabarnack 12
Hello Mr. Ted Mosby
perdix 31
Hey, good one and happy birthday. Had I known, I would have given you a pair of sunglasses to lower when you said that -- you may have laughed for 12 minutes then.
Not_Impressed13 9
Don't run out and get married because it is expected of you, OP. You will only come to regret it. Wait to find the one that completes and complements your life. Then you can both grow old and immature together!
Dthsapprntc 23
Unless by immature you mean live with your parents, don't have a job and can't support yourself, and have your mom do everything for you still, then I really don't see the problem. I mean, I have a job, kids and an ex wife, bit I'm still this many: *holds up hand displaying all five fingers* Why does it feel like my punctuation is all wrong?
horneyhic 15
I know this says UK but Heather is that you?
Rainhawk94 27
No this is Patrick
horneyhic 15
What an odd name for a woman
tukies 28
All I'm saying is being an adult sucks. Stay immature. Hell I'm 25, and still play Walmart hide and seek. Why? Because it's fun.
Vickyh46 8
Haha, yeah I totally giggled at that as well. Well done, OP. XD
barbsillvy 10
Well, if you are happy! Happy birthday to you then, and it's my birthday today too... But life put me in the spot that I had no other choice then to just grow up!