crixon42
United Kingdom
Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
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NotMyDay5 13
You mean after "cumming" up with that.
Horsempeg 25
Time to get your things together!
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mrtonyanderson 20
Idiot. Get your shit together.
eddeeezzyy 19
Lol my friend's uncle is like 55 or something and he apparently still makes dick jokes.
casualaffairs 5
LOL I laughed too
Sitting_Ducki 8
I'm a little older not married much less kids and two of my friends are grandmas. Age ain't nothing but a number
PhotoSmith 25
Doesn't matter the age of a man, a dick joke can still be told. I have known many older men who tell such jokes (75+).
Phooey 22
I know how you feel... I'm single with no kids and in a couple of months I'll be 30yrs old. Feels like most of my friends are getting married/having kids while I'm still out partying.... because I could. You sound like fun, we should hang out!
_SMH_ 2
We never really grow up...we just start to act mature because thats whats expected of us
mobiggity 6
If you want better, do better....that is pretty funny though lol
handyone01 6
You should enjoy and live your life in your own terms. Laughter is always better than being bitter and "too serious" all the time. And Time will come when you will make changes as you see fit. Cheers!
PrincessPenelope_fml 9
Don't worry! Some ways are crooked, but that doesn't mean they don't lead to the goal. Maybe it is just taking you longer, that doesn't mean that you're a failure. Focus on being happy, the rest just flows with it!