crixon42
United Kingdom
Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
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NotMyDay5 13
You mean after "cumming" up with that.
Horsempeg 25
Time to get your things together!
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kryaw 1
Wow, you must be fun at parties
crixon42 4
OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.
someguy314159265 15
In that case, you don't really have anything to worry about. Marriage is an archaic concept, anyway.
karmakat 7
So what you're saying is: all your friends are getting married and having babies and all the while you're just getting more awesome. got it.
BluDog35 4
Don't worry. I'm 24 and terrified of "growing up"
Dusty_Busters 15
That is pretty funny though I'll give you that
Jackkson95 2
Have fun! Nothing is expected in life but death!
NikkaRoze 6
Just do what makes you happy OP, the grass is always greener, and remember the divorce rate is like 50‰ so half of them will be off there high horse before you know it! Ps please don't get horse's high
falcon1987 10
The #1 leading cause for divorce is marriage.
suckitstyles 11
So did I.
Leoandam 9
This is actually really sad
breakless1 17
lol ur not immature just VERY young at heart. xD