Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents brought me an ice cream birthday cake. I would think after 23 years they would remember my lactose intolerance. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
Today, my mother turned up drunk at my house with a chocolate cake for my 14th birthday. I'm 27, I haven’t seen her in 6 years, I'm allergic to chocolate, and when she saw that I had 2 kids, she wanted to know why I'd bothered, since kids are always "such a disappointment". FML
Today, my mom told me she is serving lasagna and Italian cream cake at my bridal shower. I'm severely lactose intolerant, which I have been telling her for years. She responded by telling me, and I quote, "The food is for the guests." FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, my family surprised me for my birthday by showing up with a chocolate cake and my ex-boyfriend from back home. They all forgot I'm allergic to chocolate, that I broke up with him about a year ago, and that he’s been trying to win me back ever since. FML
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chippa 24
OP discovered a cake that they fell madly in love with 8 or more years ago. 8 years ago, they could no longer have this cake or anything else containing dairy products. Today is their 18th birthday. Their family made OP the previously mentioned cake that OP has not been able to eat for 8 years and still cannot eat. OP cried because they can't eat this delicious birthday cake and evidently, their family doesn't know her very well. OP's mom ate a piece of the cake which had a smiley face or something on it. Do you get it now? It's not that hard to understand...
chippa 24
Dude, who cares about the aftermath, eat it anyway.
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Comments (206)
samshazam 0
I don't understand why you cried. if it's over cake, I understand why you cried hard enough to need tissues.
Angelaaaxoxo 0
Lucky! I wish someone would bake me a cake :(
SOILEDIT 51
Can't you learn how to? Lol
johnk662561 0
Lactaid ...learn about it...
Person1233 13
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
PriestessPaula 3
it took 152 people to get to that? wow.
lorianngie 0
hahaha!!!
lochei 0
I'm lactose intolerant too. Why don't you just take the lactose enzyme pills? Lactaid!!!
SOILEDIT 51
That's what I was thinking.
meggrifingirl 0
u can always buy lactaid. u take a lactaid n u can eat dairy. im lactise n tolerent too.
nelliednt 6
WTF does lactose have to do with chocolate cake....
auto_da_fe 2
Milk is used to make chocolate........
SOILEDIT 51
Depends on the kind of chocolate.
Nick14450 0
hey it's the thought that counts you ungrateful child.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Wtf????? You cried over a cake???? Clearly your maturity level is not at 18 years old yet. YDI
imhowie 2
You cried because you couldn't eat a piece of f*cking cake?! Grow up and stop being such a baby! F your mom's life because her kid cried over that. Obviously you are at least 8, since that's how long you've been lactose intolerant and even that is too old to cry over something like that.
chokeabitch 0
are you the kind of retard that tells a seen year old to act their age? yeah, you definitely are.