Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
The Graduate
Today, I graduated with my Bachelor's degree. The excitement didn't last too long because I broke my elbow by tripping over a stick at my graduation dinner. Definitely not intoxicated, just clumsy. FML
Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
You tried, yay!
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I was hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then fainted. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
I'd like to thank…
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Slow down
Today, my high school diploma came in the mail. I accidentally ripped the diploma while opening it. FML
Goof
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
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aKa_Bub0nic 0
Have a nice trip, see you next fall.
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, and they hate it when people deviate from the standard walk. I remember hearing that some student had a hard time getting his diploma after flashing a peace sign. I wonder what they do when you fall over. Kick you out of the province?
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Comments (133)
X_Life_Sucks_X 0
At least it was only 225, I'm in a class of 4,000...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Let's see. The average American family has 2.5ish kids. So there's 3.5 immediate family, plus 4 grandparents. And if they had 2.5 kids each, that's 3 aunts and/or uncles, plus their kids and spouses... multiply that sum by your class size... But wait, OP's Canadian. So there were what, like 12 people there? ;)
luckyducky123 0
Ha ha. I hope you're being sarcastic.
bacatuck 1
225? How did you survive?!!!?!??? End of world!!!
HAHARRY 0
you have such a small class my class was 645 that wouldve been worse lol
kevick93 0
if I did it it would be in front of 1,200 ish students, pray for me next may
DreamingintheSun 0
at least you didn't fall and ruin the whole thing like Lizzie McGuier did in her movie.
hedgehogs 0
I really don't think it's a graduation unless at least one person does this!
gpend 0
ur class isn't even 1/4 of mine quit whining
GARDENGURL 0
QUIT YOUR WHINING! Nobody cares. Yeah, people will laugh, but it will be forgotten after 15 seconds. GROW UP!!!!
manthepost86 0
people do that on purpose every year quit bitching this is not a fml