Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, several family members, including my mum, deleted me from Facebook in a concerted show of contempt. Apparently, I just can't shut up about World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
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Top comments
EverestMelting 23
It's always a hard life for us video gamers. I empathize OP.
184886837272837 32
**** that! You shouldn't have to delete anything you don't want to man! If she can't accept that you play WOW or any other video game, she doesn't love you for who you are. Live your life how you want to! Not how she thinks it should be lived
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Comments (259)
Barrettblatter 8
I don't think she is right for you if she expects you to give up everything in your life to devote it to her. That isn't healthy.
Axipiter 24
I don't think she's right for many people at all if that's what she expects...
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Hilarious but kind of sad lol.
swedeNix 13
Freeze ur account instead?
Crickety 6
I've been playing WoW for years and it has never caused any issue with my husband and I. Everything in moderation and stopping something you enjoy wouldn't be necessary.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe she can join you in WOW...
Mackay92 14
I'll take you're girlfriend off of you're hands if you like?
ninjina_fml 7
Delete character.... When she's gone log into account management and undelete = EPIC WIN!!!
rockydify 22
If she loves you, she won't make you delete your WOW character!
imhope 23
I hope she doesn't dump you for that
ShakeDisPlace 10
Nerd
JD1147 27
********. People are allowed to like whatever they like and it's okay and they should be able to do it without ridicule. OP likes playing games, you like to pull yourself, ... life goes on.
dachayke 16
Can't decide if you're 12 or just have the maturity of a 12-year-old.