SweeT
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice try
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
amy
Wellesley Hills, United States
A cashier's life
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
SilverZephyr
Marion, United States
No joke
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
aere
United States
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML
annonymous
United States
Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML
Anonymous
Who's that weird guy?
Today, I was trying to get a girl's attention, because I had a question. I shouted her name. No answer. I shouted again but louder. It wasn't her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Groom
France
Check these out
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
toelie
Oh the times, they are a-changin'
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
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pzzzz 0
so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you ***** i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too
chinitabonita 0
were you wearing a watch?
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Comments (92)
bluebomber007 0
ahahaha lastnite a guy came up to me n asked wat day it was and it was where he worked n a caledar on the wall even said the day in big bold letters rofl
mrgiraffe 0
u rly need to know how to pick up a chick
macca1234 1
Put your hands under their armpits and raise them slightly off the ground?
DUCKYgoesRAWR 0
my friend and i were asked by this guy what time it was and we just laughed and walked away... what if he was trying to pick us up? XD
xlildizzle1516x 0
lol @Flavor Flav XD But yeah.....Haha
xNephilim 19
Maybe the OP is 17. Then, usually, the GIRLS he tried to pick up are around that age, too. Anyway, I don't know what's more stupid. The whole concept of trying to pick up the girls by asking for the time, the fact that he tried to pick up TWO girls at the same time OR that they burst out laughing.
starberries 0
What a pair of bitches.
Shahtx22 0
I don't see how this foolproof plan could have possibly failed D: You're and idiot.
Rosebreaker 6
LOL WORSE LINES EVER
SuperPineApple 0
What time is it? ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!
zendaddy0 0
and then op sees his watch