Alyssasgoneawol
United States
Today, I tried to flirt with some firefighters. They were too focused on the fire to notice my hints. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
We still good?
Today, I cooked dinner for the girl I've been dating. Everything was going well until I accidentally set off the smoke alarm. The fire department showed up, and my date spent the rest of the evening flirting with one of the firefighters, so I guess we weren't actually dating? FML
Spudzy
Gold Coast, Australia
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Anonymous
United States
The void
Today, I was trying to flirt with someone in a small bar. I thought they'd smiled at me, so I smiled back. Turns out, they were smiling at their phone screen. I just awkwardly sat there, smiling into the void. FML
YoshiSqu4d
Emergency cooking
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Tiana
United States
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
beccaj_ilh
United Kingdom
This is my annoyed face
Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
lex
United States
Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
godhatesme
United States
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
almost_a_pro
Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML
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somegirlinbfe 13
Super lame.
AWildFresh 19
Where's the You deserved it button when you need it
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Comments (18)
Dusty365365 2
Really? You're sad they didn't risk losing their job over you, despite the fire burning the house you are literally standing in front of?
HonestAbe500 7
Hey ummm you can try GOING TO THEIR STATION
Hollerz88 1
Did anyone miss the point that this was supposed to be a funny caption, for those of you getting all riled up about flirting during a fire. Also, if this is real- this guy had a friend take a pic of him eating a banana in front of a burning house. Epic I say. I'd totally stop too for that. Not that I would be eating a banana, but something of the sort.
missreader 14
of course there not gonna flirt back there busy trying to save lives and people's homes.
stepuli 0
I feel like this should be a meme
kevingirl 6
and you are a complete and total idiot.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
100% YDI DON'T FLIRT EITH FIRE FIGHTERS WHEN THEY ARE DOING THEIR JOB! SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU