Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML
Today, I got refused a Red Bull because I didn't have my ID on me and you have to be over 16 to legally buy one. I'm 26 and was paying for petrol for the car that I was going to drive away in. FML
Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
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Top comments
raisingtwilight 0
i feel your pain man.. i've gotten pulled over three times for underaged driving... i'm eighteen... they all thought i was twelve. :-/
Rainbowsareshiny 0
hmm. i never get carded, and i'm only 15 hahahahaha ahem sucks for you.
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Comments (55)
frosty13984 0
wow.... Is this an FML for being a video game nerd? or an FML for not wanting to look young?
nickstifler 0
u are the inverse of mclovin bro :)
ashleyhaynes 0
I hear that. I'll be 24 on Sunday and if I forget my ID I can't even get into rated r movies. WTF it sucks so bad.
sbjc2004 0
That's awesome! I'd love to look 10 years younger!
Dcm210 19
next time bring your ID dipshit.
jillianmathers12 13
At least you look young!
kgbjay 1
One time this happened to me... I have a full beard usually and i have many tattoos... And the guy working there was like 4 years or more younger than me...
totreaper 0
Come to Utah my 12 year old brother just bought Call of Duty MW3 and 2 other M-Rated games no problem, It's the Same with R-rated movies, minors can buy them but they just can't watch them in theaters without an adult
MotherMonstar 4
Here's my advise..start smoking, eat really bad food, drinking helps also. You should haggardly start aging in a year or so.
bagleface 6
But u only need I'd for ma or r rated games