Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML
Today, I took my toddler on a flight alone for the first time. I packed snacks, toys, everything. Thirty minutes after takeoff, he threw his juice straight onto my lap, then screamed for the exact snack I'd forgotten. The passenger next to me offered tissues and said, “First time?” I nodded, covered in sticky apple juice, for the next two hours. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
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Skittles_Rawr 8
Instead if the vodka, just sit back and take deep breaths. I have a horrible fear of flying :(
schnouttz 3
vomiting on your lap must be left for intelligent people.
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Comments (123)
vinuju 9
REally not a good thing to trust alcohol specially since its your first time flying and you got no idea how its going to turn out...and since you did puke, now you might as well have the remaining vodka, sit back and pass out..!!!! :D
b0ngs 7
They have barf bags for that.
groovied 1
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Alcohol and air turbulence do not go together. Next time don't fly, either drive or take the boat. Idiot. Lol.
Justforlolz 14
She was nervous. Idiot. Lol.
dixiefoxx 22
Read the FML more closely. Idiot.
Torva_fml 16
Oh, I'm sorry, some places aren't accessible via boat. Idiot.
xIBleedPurplex16 0
Skittles vodka?(;
Birdie_Sage 0
Yellow is my favorite!
Birdie_Sage 0
Instead of drinking, enjoy the birds eye view from the airplane window.
perdix 31
She must be awesome on a two-hour flight!
WaSiSimiLang 8
Glug Glug Glug Glug... Durdurdurdurdurdur... Herpm! Mmmmm!! Mmmmm!! Erburpppppuuuuuuuuwwwwooooorrrrrrrrrr... Shit now where's my phone I gotta get this on FML... Imaginations sure run wild after looking at op's name...
Hypertudism 15
I don't think they should serve alcohol on planes. Just seems rather ..dangerous? I don't know how though.
Torva_fml 16
Then why post? It's not dangerous... The amount of alcohol they serve is like... Well, hardly anything at all...
ingernh 4
Well at least it brought your attention away from the "fear of being in the air".. He he .. He
sammy_mojo 7
I'm not scared to fly but I do get air sick :/...and car sick...and sea sick...I'm sorry that happened OP, but hopefully you now realize that flying isn't that bad, or at least that you + alcohol + flying do not mix