Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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stormstarcj 12
Dumbass
amc597 28
You deserve it, ass.
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Comments (389)
hordriss 14
Newsflash: you're a fucktard.
Narttu 20
YDI asshole. I will probably get slammed for this but oh well... For everybody saying she had no right to hit him because guys aren't allowed to hit girls... I would have absolutely no problem with a guy slapping a girl across the face if he just found out she was cheating on him. Cheaters deserve everything they get.
Sal_G_63 5
YDI for cheating and thinking a public place would save you. But I am wondering, given the broken nose and concussion, did she take krav maga?
rebel501 4
Serves you right.
SweetasCandy0609 28
and you thought you would get sympathy on here because why? I don't feel sorry for you at all honestly, However I do feel sorry for your now ex-girlfriend and that she wasted her time on someone like you when she obviously deserves better.
justthiskid 1
I'm a girl and while I think the face bashing is unnecessary, it's pretty well deserved. I also think if a guy did that to a girl, it would still be well deserved. I'm not a supporter of extreme violence, but if someone is cowardice enough to cheat, they should deal with the consequences, no matter what gender.
westcoastkp 13
This comment was an accident
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well I would never condone physical violence in response to that type of things but you are a coward OP for 2 reasons: 1/ cheating, 2/taking her to a public place to admit it so you wouldn't have to face a well deserved scene. I'd say you deserve it but I think you got punishment enough.
operator47 10
And men go to jail if they punch a woman in the face for cheating.
omgomgomg_NO 13
I have no sympathy for you.