Today, I took my girlfriend to a Bo Bice concert for her birthday. She loves him so I bought us second row seats. After we got there we ran into some friends of hers sitting way back in the lawn section, and of course she wanted to sit with them. I paid $300 to sit on the grass and watch Bo Bice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
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dancing_bear 0
How extremely rude. You bought those tickets as a present, and spent extra to make it nice for her - and she just ditches you like that? Some people have no manners. FYL for sure.
cuppacake 0
Wow...That sucks, man. Get a better girlfriend.
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Comments (134)
shoshizzle 0
It being HER birthday, you can't honestly expect sympathy if she wanted to celebrate. Just because it wasn't with you, suck it up! She is your girlfriend after all, and you probably get more than enough of/from her anyways. Now, if it were YOUR birthday, it'd be a pretty twisted FML.
gfresh6969 0
I don't care whos birthday it is, that girlfriend of yours is not appreciative nor a real fan. and I don't even know who the heck Bo Bice is!
bostown03 0
Why in God's earth would anyone admit to buying tickets to see Bo Bice?! Dude, return your balls, buy a Celine Dion CD, and dance in front of the mirror naked (like that dude in Silence of the Lambs).
ThatBrownChick 0
I think this is more of a "do what makes yo gurl happy" moment. :) .... who's Bo Bice? & no i'm not stupid or whatever else you come up with, I'm 14. that's why I don't know who he is.
Tkreis 0
dump the fat bitch
clinebuckfever 1
I would of told her to go sit with them **** that
mmonster 0
At least she was happy right? Chill yo' ****.
newmandotcom 6
You paid $300 to see Bo Bice. YDI.
RomanBeauty 0
Honestly she's really rude! Was she there for you or her friends? Get a better girl, I'm sorry you wasted your money :(
imbatmanfir 15
If she really is that stupid that she would rather give up second row seats to sit with some friends that she'll probably see soon after anyways then..