Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in for a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I piped up, "Better hope they find something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, and the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
Today, I took my best friend to see her dad in hospital. While they were talking in another room about his care, he took his last lucid words before his death. I was the only one there and I'd never even met him before. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
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Top comments
iwabo 9
bright side: there's a chance you become a super hero.
hidinginthesky 0
Well it will be bright if you'll be glowing... Get it? Bright side? :P
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Comments (120)
My_Nightmare 19
Well, laughter's the best medicine. . .
kissnjones 8
That's funny:p
hateevryone 15
That is not funny.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Your friend? So much win. Always look on the bright side of life ... *whistles*
nancyfantastic 3
Oh how I adore Monty Python :) you made my day!
Pendragon525 0
Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries!
Joey44 15
Fetchez la vache!
69chick69 7
why is this an fml? funerals are always uninteresting. spice it up with a glowing corpse!!
ZeroIce 12
whats radiology?
ohmandapants 17
Do you live in a hole?
cleifmastersix 3
where's the fml that would be so cool
LilAngel606 5
well at your funeral when you glow up the people who attend will have a cool story to tell at least
SnipeFatPeople 6
Lol that comment made me laugh so hard
malzi21 8
Why so many YDIs?