Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in for a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I piped up, "Better hope they find something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, and the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
Today, I took my best friend to see her dad in hospital. While they were talking in another room about his care, he took his last lucid words before his death. I was the only one there and I'd never even met him before. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
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Top comments
iwabo 9
bright side: there's a chance you become a super hero.
hidinginthesky 0
Well it will be bright if you'll be glowing... Get it? Bright side? :P
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Comments (120)
Freeze_fml 17
Seems like a bright individual.
carlosm21 6
Ahahaha! Made me laugh ;D
LadyGore 12
You're so puny (;
sicnesses 6
Looks like he looks *puts on sunglasses* ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE
skygirl333 3
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
twofirstnames 12
On the bright side.... Why is everyone starting with the same pun haha(: anyways atleast your friend is looking at the bright side of things, haha
dillweed96 0
Great friend, great friend
WCARlover 35
Hey at least you had a friend there who tried to lighten things up instead of one who would just get you worked up
konstantinos616 17
love We Came As Romans :D
haw008 14
She was doing what a friend should do, which was trying to make you laugh when you were scared. I see nothing wrong with that.
13FMYLIFE 0
Well we see you have some great friends! cuz ya know good friends would want ya to be fine, but best friends wanna see what weird things you CAN'T do!
krysxkatastrophe 14
Funeral rave!
Llama_Face89 34
Untz untz untz untz
deadlyjizzattack 0
Imagine if you turned into a zombie?
ikickgingers 15
Look on the bright side, suicide... Actually this fml reminded me of Milk It by Nirvana. Just saying...