Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in for a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I piped up, "Better hope they find something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, and the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
Today, I took my best friend to see her dad in hospital. While they were talking in another room about his care, he took his last lucid words before his death. I was the only one there and I'd never even met him before. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
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iwabo 9
bright side: there's a chance you become a super hero.
hidinginthesky 0
Well it will be bright if you'll be glowing... Get it? Bright side? :P
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Comments (120)
MainPrism 16
Well, that's literally the bright side lol...
sicnesses 6
This has nothing to do with anything, but your picture is awsome
samicna 4
so your friend tried to cheer you up and you didn't get it!
Unlucky_Gun 0
How do you know OP wasn't getting tested for something really severe like cancer? I know I wouldn't be in the mood for jokes then
jamesemmymaslow 2
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FML"? That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thepurpleorange 0
That's something my best friend would say...
Fusion13 0
At least you have a friend with a good sense on humor, because that was funny
bubo_fml 11
Wait a minute...If it was bright, there would be no dark in which to glow from...Whatta swizz!!
sierralovesyou 0
Haha optomistic :) cool beans man i
joncole 6
Why the fml I wish my friends could make jokes like that touché friend touché
HappyPickles 11
... On the bright side, if you don't die - perhaps you'll develop a sense of humour :o)
jontel 8
nice friend though so if u die you will have the first lit coffin because you glow