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Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Hummbinger 5

Maybe move a little?

gusgus36 5

haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?

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mimiiii_fml 0

Do dead people hold books and read these days.. lol

Sparx1_1 16

Why are you reading a book instead of watching your dogs? The probably thought you were dead because of the non-stop dog barking and you not doing anything about it like a RESPONSIBLE pet owner.

Mikki4321 0

STFU if you don't know what you're talking about. Dogs can take care of themselves, if you teach them to. If there are two dogs, they can play by themselves, and you don't have to be watching them all the time. Checking in every few minutes or so can be enough. And you can do that while reading a book, by looking up from the book.

newzealand 28

DOG #1(Dave) "Yay, lets play fetch!!" DOG #2 "Dave, buddy, she brought her book again. I'm sorry mate, next time aye?" DOG #1(Dave) "Oh for ***** sake!" *dials 911*...

GamerMaster2041 12

hmm Are you sure you are not dead?

MinnieMouse1718 0

How could the person who called the police not know that you weren't dead? If you were reading and they were close enough, they could have seen your eyes moving across the page. They could have also seen things like breathing, movement (turning the page of your book, etc.), and so much more. I don't understand. What position was the OP even in?

bubo_fml 11

Brave of you to lay down when frisky dogs are running around...

Fuckedyourlifean 0

Ghetto people don't read, I call bull shit! jkjkjk

GamerMaster2041 12

Did you try to blink at least?

UnicornHunter 12

That happened once. I fell asleep and this guy claimed I had no pulse. I was on my front lawn.