tracie
United States
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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Hummbinger 5
Maybe move a little?
gusgus36 5
haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?
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funsize304 0
who lays down in dog shit? wtf
funsize304 0
my bad, thought you said a dog park. how can someone mistake you for being dead?? get a tan and pay more attention to your dogs, maybe that'll help.
jaybird09 0
third time's a charm
annhilator1134 0
next time get up and pretend to be a zombie
kingdomstar 0
I like how people are saying, "Get a tan!" Can tan people not die? Did I miss something?
killabee 0
Yes, you missed something.
JoanNeko13 0
LOL!!!!!!!something similar happened to me when i was in 11th grade. I was reading and i had my arms to my side and my hoodie on and some people murmuring next to me were saying things like: "Is she dead?" "should we poke her or something?" "maybe we should get a teacher?"
Beautiful_Lights 0
Haha I love the comic
xFaust_fml 12
How can someone think you're dead when you're READING? If you'd been taking a nap, I could've understood... but reading? If you're on your back, you have to hold the book somehow. And I haven't seen many corpses with a book in their raised hand. If you're on your belly, you have to prop yourself on your elbows. Or do you read with your face ON the book?? I really don't see how this is possible.
failuristic 3
Because people are truly THIS F*CKING STUPID. I can't remember the last time I spoke to someone about what book they last read. All I ever get are "I don't read," or "I hate books." Or probably the second-to-worst of all: "I only read Twilight." (F*ck do I want to punch that person in the face until they can't breathe; I don't count that as reading let alone being a book). So I can totally see it possible for someone to see a book, an object so foreign to them, as a murder weapon and think the person doing this "reading" they had never heard of was dead.
Flutist 3
Vampires are of the devil, they should not be allowed in public or own dogs. Just because Japan made TrueBlood doesn't mean us law-abiding citizens want you around. Go back to Satan, Op.
JoanNeko13 0
WTF?
Flutist 3
Watch True Blood, its a show.
JoanNeko13 0
I do watch true blood. It's just his comment...WTF?
_HunnieBun_ 0
I think the cop "killed" someone when he really didn't and made sure someone watched the cop do it.