tracie
United States
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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Hummbinger 5
Maybe move a little?
gusgus36 5
haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?
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jmejoy 0
then dont lie down dumbass, and if u really have to, just lie down on a bench.
natorade88 0
your reading a book? how would you look dead? dead people cant hold up a book.
ManaUser 0
Is laying lying down in the park just not socially acceptable in Kansas, or something? 'Cause where I live people do it all the time, and at worst you'd be mistaken for a bum.
curzy 6
its funny they just assume your dead without approaching the body like death is a disease and can be avoided lol.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
death is highly contagious. you're probably infected. It just acts very, very slow. may be years until it gets active
ergo_fml 13
LOLLLL
l0lkitteh 0
Onoes, because whe you really need help, they'll just look at you and say: "Oh, wait, we know her, she's okay"
sirphacalot 0
time to change activities son!
SarevokRob 1
you are too pale
humbertkool 0
do u live in Juárez city. México?
czarofandronia 0
maybe theyre trying to give u a hint... lolol