Maybe move a little?

haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?

Remember breath

Well at least some FML situations give you a chance to learn a life lesson. Life lesson: don't lye down in that specific spot. Move to the opposite side of the park. Or better yet, bring a blow horn with you. And whenever the dude comes up to you, blow it in their face. No dead body could do THAT. Unless....ZOMBIES!!!! :O OP, don't be a zombie for Halloween...

hahahahaha best fml ever !

A second time?

Nice try Zombie! lol

That reminds me of sømething. I was listening to music at school, and a bunch of high school guys started poking me with a stick because they thøught I was dead, due to the fact that I'm very pale and døn't move much. Before the "Get a tan!", I physically cannot tan because I have ginger blood, thus making me burn easily. My hair is blonde with red and silver streaks, though.

Obvs wasnt an empty park, was it?

woah, somebody has it in for you ôo

Can't you just sit up so they don't think that?

How could u be so still?!