tracie
United States
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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Hummbinger 5
Maybe move a little?
gusgus36 5
haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?
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valett 3
LOL omg this made me crack up..
twilightfreak779 0
lmao
cono1717 0
You could move away from the town where dead people read books....
guyjones 0
if it was an empty park, who saw you?
bjbrad69 0
did the cops check the guy who called cus he was probably high
dcsididntdoit 0
Lmao! This made me laugh so hard. And #94, that's great. Lmao.
vbmg152 19
How does that even happen? let alone twice!
Avanel 0
I call fake but funny nonetheless.
IzzBaluchi 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! THIS cracked me up!
Spastastic 6
You need an "I ATE'NT DEAD" sign.
5t3ff1k4h 47
An "I ...what? dead" sign? Hahaha. What happens if OP actually died holding that?
Spastastic 6
It's a reference to a book series. I'm waiting to see if anyone gets it.
kzig 0
'I aten't dead!'
Nerdypants 2
Granny Weatherwax! :D *hi5*
Spastastic 6
YES! -high5s back-
5t3ff1k4h 47
117 - Your name suits the occasion. :P
Spastastic 6
Heh, I was thinking that too... nerdiness ftw.