Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was nervous about taking my cat to the vet for a UTI, because money’s a little tight. Turns out the antibiotics weren’t that expensive, but he wants at least $1,000 for dental surgery she apparently “needs.” FML
Today, I dropped $1600 at the emergency vet because I thought my 14 year-old cat was constipated or obstructed. He was neither. He just had lots of gas in his intestines. I paid $1600 to find out my cat needed to fart. FML
Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML
Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML
Today, after seeing my cat struggle to use the litterbox and produce nothing for two days, I caved and took him to the emergency vet, fearing a UTI. It wasn't. $200 and 2 Lyft rides later, he's stoned out of his mind and peeing just fine. FML
Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML
Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML
Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
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Top comments
DanGleesak 11
Actually it cost $597.
every1luvsboners 11
Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.
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Comments (280)
RydeOnLiveFree 2
Ha! Better hope the vet takes change..
liamcumby 4
Actually $597 surgery
obamathellama 0
The hell are you feeding your cat? One dollar coin MAY be acceptable but three?
DawnsPlague 0
I wouldn't get the surgery done..
ideasrule 13
$1 is the rarest US coin; why do you have them lying around the floor?
DawnsPlague 0
Have you ever heard of a 50 cent coin? Or a buffalo nickel? You can get dollar coins from the machines at the subway. They're not rare at all.
hockey199813 5
Great idea I think
perdix 31
I hope you're going to let the vet keep the $3 as a tip.
friedeggyolive 7
So you're out 603 dollars... Sucks to be you :(
SirSquishyPants 1
No, it is not cool to shove random objects in yer pussy.
SuckaDeBawls456 0
Pooooooooooopp
canddyass 0
Yeah but, you're saving you're kitty
emerluvsu 6
Just let them come out naturally. ^^twss