Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
Conkers 0
You couldn't have seen it coming, it's not your fault. You were only trying to be friendly. But that sucks. :/
caancoha 0
Did one of them say, "I know!"? I think that'd be pretty funny.
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Comments (69)
DameGreyWulf 1
Agreed about letting him speak for himself. If he won't speak for himself, he's not ready to jump back in the game yet. But of course it's difficult to get us in bed and we're greatly concerned with how good it is; in general we're hard to sexually please! And girls are especially cautious when they're virgins, because it hurts the first time. I can't believe you find this an odd fact, especially since you seem to "know" so much about relationships. I thought it was common knowledge either way. As for the whole girls are usually ***** after a break up Depends on the break up... when she was the one dumped (and not for cheating), usually it's the GIRL'S FRIENDS forcing her into a night on the town because "she needs cheering up" and to know "there are other fish in the sea" If she is the one who did the dumping, obviously that means she had someone else in mind, or was planning to jump into the sea anyway. But, the same goes for guys. Usually guys' friends drag him on a night on the town, too, and usually a guy dumps a girl for someone else. Mmm, people just need to butt out of others' relationship business, in that aspect. Rebounds always seem so desperate.
americayay 0
not so bad. now his ex-girlfriend knows he's looking and maybe that will piss her off.
shamille 5
i was thinking this too!... i hope she was embarrassed! hehe
TulipLuver 0
You were just being a good friend. I am sure he knows that. Before you know it both of you will look back on this and have a good laugh.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Best. Wingman. Ever.
Crasken 0
tl;dr
bexox 0
It's called rebounding. And guys do it too.
Protegas 0
Eh, well. Could have been worse lol I mean she could've been with a group of guys? =P You were just rying to be a good friend. But, a good tip would be to let him express that he's single, that way you don't shout it and embarrass him...
fmh123 0
awkward and embarassing lol, weak fml
greenltrn2003 0
not your fault...**** that bitch
OkieDoke 0
If you're his best friend you should have known what she'd look like. I agree with #31, weak fml.