Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
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Top comments
stephanyk2 7
Your son sounds awesome.
luckylea24 7
You didn't give him a sock did you?
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Comments (353)
zuelhater 7
Spare the rod, spoil the child....... You deserve what you get!
xNiiiiiCKx 4
Lucky him i wish my parents were pushovers. I'm 19 and have to pay 200$ a month in rent. So basically, YDI because you are letting him do this when you still pay all his bills.
QueenSaru 28
Wow, you only pay $200/month, you got off lucky!
angelwing12 2
Who said the son dosent pay rent?
awesomegirlO 8
AWESOME son.
uhnevermind 24
YDI for not seeing how incredibly awesome of a kid you raised.
Albarufus 13
Give him a sock and tell him to either clean his room or move out. ;)
whostolemylama 12
Tell him that Dobby dies in the end.
timberwolf408 7
well dobby can start paying rent!
jeepthing11 3
Tell dobbie where is going to live !
AidenSurvival 7
Don't **** with Dobby.
EMTchic 14
He does realize that Dobby is dead, right ???
Koeniig 1
You do know that's a quote from the movie, right? I don't see how him being dead is relevant here.