Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML
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Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
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Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
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Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts so badly I start to cry, which hurts even worse and makes it difficult to breathe. The painkillers I'm on make everything seem funny. I laughed so hard at a dumb pun that I nearly passed out. FML
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CaptainCola 7
She just wanted to make sure you were going to be coming back to her another time so you could tell her more funny stories
ohgeejosee 19
thats a bit twisted, I must say
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Comments (40)
AlexaWuzHere 31
Was she not moving your arm slowly enough that you could have told her you were in pain? Unless she just snapped your arm I feel like there should have been enough time for an "ouch" before she broke it
Dovahkiin_1997 22
She didn't break his arm? She just twisted OP's arm which is recovering from being broken
808andheartbreak 16
She got the funny bone!
albertozeta_fml 9
Actually that's the way physiotherapists inform their patients to avoid to tell funny stories when they are working.
cypherwars 15
what a heartless b1tc# take care OP.
brewmasterg 34
It's okay, you can swear here. We won't tell your mum.
Witchylady 18
Why would she twist your arm? What type of therapy are you going through that would require such physical contact as an arm twist?
emeraldmaz 9
Physiotherapy is physical manipulation and massage to regain strength and mobility, usually following an injury. She obviously lost a bit of control over her actions while she was laughing.
blueblu97 16
Therapists will do anything to make more money off of people
worldclassrager 41
Did you break your humerus bone?
svenska75 3
I'm the OP and yes, I actually broke my humerus ;)
noah_1234 24
everyone needs a sense of humerus
vikky538 29
she might want to hear the rest of the story..sorry OP..your pain is her gain...
SweetasCandy0609 28
now I'm curious what the joke was if it was funny enough for her to twist your arm while laughing, I hope your arm Heels soon OP.
osteobabe 13
And that's why you stick with an osteopath ;)
wnder1ust 2
because osteopaths don't laugh?