Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It's not a cult, I swear
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Supportive
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
God is Dead 6: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my overly-religious parents that I'm an agnostic. They asked me why. As soon as I gave my reasons, my mom called me a "bigot" and hurled a bible at me, and it nailed me in the crotch. She then said, "That's what you get, non-believer." FML
Here comes the flood
Today, my tiny apartment flooded. My family lives out of state and the few friends I have all gave me B.S. excuses for why I can't stay over for a few nights. I'm so broke this month that I'll probably have to hit up my psycho ex. FML
Family man
Today, my parents disowned me because I threw out my wife and son after I found out that the kid wasn't mine. According to them, I'm a "heartless asshole." FML
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML
Permission denied
Today, I decided it was a good day to get my first tattoo since turning 18. Today, my parents decided it was a good day to make me homeless, because they are religious nutjobs that still live in the 19th century. Oh, and they’re no longer paying for my tuition. FML
Lost cause
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Get out
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I'm all for standing up for one's beliefs, but if you knew your parents were that strict on their own, you should have at least waited until you were financially stable to say anything.
Tweety122888 0
I'm sorry op. stand up in what you believe no matter what. word of advice sleep with one eye open. lol good luck.
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SadinSherman 16
What were you planning to accomplish by telling your strict parents this?
Mons_fml 27
psycho ex-girlfriend sounds good :) lol
cookiemonster144 0
are you really that stupid? it couldve been a gift or op got it when they had a job or parents. really, there's tons of possibilities
captainbj2 0
you may be proud, but not too smart....why did you have to tell them...?
guyverfanboy 16
That is total bullcrap!
biwinning88 1
religion, to me, is such a joke. how can these people who "believe" so strongly in god throw their child out on the street. maybe he's still religious but not in their faith, shouldn't that count for something? yeah Christians, you have sex before your married or use birth control your going to hell, but priests are aloud to fck little boys... makes sense.. I would stop believing too.
donnie111 12
ask her if its ok to move in with her, lock your door when u go to sleep ;P if u aint sleeping the same bed room that is.. get a job and move out??
bassoonist527 0
Wow! I don't think he EVER thought of that!!! How clever!
Miss_Birthday 3
How is she a physco? Seems more like the OP is exaggerating for sympathy
butterybiscuit 6
Well if she never got over you at least shell take great care of you :)