Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my overly-religious parents that I'm an agnostic. They asked me why. As soon as I gave my reasons, my mom called me a "bigot" and hurled a bible at me, and it nailed me in the crotch. She then said, "That's what you get, non-believer." FML
Today, my tiny apartment flooded. My family lives out of state and the few friends I have all gave me B.S. excuses for why I can't stay over for a few nights. I'm so broke this month that I'll probably have to hit up my psycho ex. FML
Today, my parents disowned me because I threw out my wife and son after I found out that the kid wasn't mine. According to them, I'm a "heartless asshole." FML
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML
Today, I decided it was a good day to get my first tattoo since turning 18. Today, my parents decided it was a good day to make me homeless, because they are religious nutjobs that still live in the 19th century. Oh, and they’re no longer paying for my tuition. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I'm all for standing up for one's beliefs, but if you knew your parents were that strict on their own, you should have at least waited until you were financially stable to say anything.
Tweety122888 0
I'm sorry op. stand up in what you believe no matter what. word of advice sleep with one eye open. lol good luck.
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Comments (312)
phrankmartian 0
see, your parents were right. god never closes a door without opening a window or some other stupid saying
csd_fml 5
YDI totally ... no actually I'm not sure you "deserve" her caring if you call her a psycho for offering help. Unless she's blackmailing you and only helping if you get back with her. Why don't you try to be a little bit grateful for a change?
maeveandmowey 0
i <3 charlieeee
ianzzz 0
ydi why the **** would u do that it's obvious what they would do.
JeterFan428 0
How are you putting up this FML then ******* liar.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Think about what you just said.
dsrkness 3
*snigger* don't worry my friend, GOD is on your side
Sunfloria 0
Or she'll stab him in his sleep the next time he tries to leave... :/
average_loser 0
Your parents typify everything that is bad about religion, they all teach love, but in the end it comes down to them thinking they are better than you because of what they believe. They are truly awful, intolerant people for kicking you out on the basis of personal belief (note to readers, not saying all religious people are like this, just intolerant people in general). About your ex-girlfriend, it sounds like she really loves you, you should give her a second chance. You know someone truly cares for you when they are there, willing to sacrifice for you in your time of darkness.
fwongraven 10
So when you say 'psycho girlfriend who never got over you', you mean 'girl whose heart you broke and who you are still using to this day'. Sorry to sound like one of these 'psychos', but don't disrespect the girl who is taking you into her home when you're in trouble, regardless of how much you upset her.
NewlyGolden 0
296: I sense a troll among us.
brinkytheelbo 0
sry just 1 q: Wut religion r ur parents?