Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML
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Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML
Today, as I watched my boyfriend bake cookies, I said he was "domesticated." He looked at me like I'd just pissed on his mother's grave and has been cold and distant all evening. What the fuck? It's a compliment, you dick. FML
Today, I baked my boyfriend his favorite cookies for his birthday. Well, I tried. I followed the recipe, but they somehow turned out diamond hard. When he tried to bite into one, he chipped a tooth. Instead of being mad, he laughed and said, “At least you tried.” Now I’m stuck with inedible cookies and a dentist's bill. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by baking him some cookies for the first time. He took a bite and said, "Wow, these taste exactly like the ones my mom used to make!" I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd used a store-bought mix, because I can’t bake to save my life. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML
Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend complaining that I’m lazy since I never cook for him. I stopped cooking for him because he constantly complained that the food was never as good as what his ex-wife made, or like his mom made. FML
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DocBastard 40
Your response should have been, "Well you suck at sex, but that doesn't stop you."
Chanchilla 0
atleast he's honest tho.
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KingOfTheBrocean 2
Instead of listening to all of these people who are taking your side about how "insensitive" your awesome boyfriend is, you should take his advice. Its an insult to good southern women everywhere that you don't know how to cook. Who would marry a girl who doesn't know how to cook. Oh that's right, a gender equality bro-hater who won't get anywhere in life. Stop trying to make cookies for your online boyfriend. I hope he dumps you on Christmas.
harrycox 0
He was most likely kidding. Cool it ya whiny bitch.
Squander 3
I'm not even going to bother looking at the rest of the comments, I'm just gonna say FYL for being a girl who can't cook. Your life has -6 points in meaning now.
bananabean16 2
Opposite happened to me today. I didn't bring my boyfriend the cookies I'd said I would make him for Christmas (my mom took the dough out of the fridge so it didn't chill like it needed to) and he pouted and said that he only liked me because I can cook, and I didn't even make him cookies.
nalia18 8
so? Not FML worthy! seriously. So what if ur bad. its an ouch i get but alot of people cant cook and they get threw it. i know some people who get made fun of it cause of it. That doesnt mean they hate their life.
zebrapattern 6
COOKING AND BAKING ARE DIFFERENT
cheetahcake19 0
Your response: Oh yeah? Well it sucks to be you cuz this relationship is overr. Find a man who appreciates your baked goods :P
libbyz 0
Maybe,you do!But he has no riqqht to say that!No girl wants to be told that !' If I were you,I would dump him.(x
TogeBara 12
I'm sorry, but I'd rather be told I suck at something, than think I am good, and then try to show it off only to have someone else tell me I'm not. He did you a favor. FYL for not being able to cook, but don't hold it against him. It's not his fault and he was just being honest. Would you rather him lie to you?
ryebread94 9
At least you know hes honest?