Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML
Today, as I watched my boyfriend bake cookies, I said he was "domesticated." He looked at me like I'd just pissed on his mother's grave and has been cold and distant all evening. What the fuck? It's a compliment, you dick. FML
Today, I baked my boyfriend his favorite cookies for his birthday. Well, I tried. I followed the recipe, but they somehow turned out diamond hard. When he tried to bite into one, he chipped a tooth. Instead of being mad, he laughed and said, “At least you tried.” Now I’m stuck with inedible cookies and a dentist's bill. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by baking him some cookies for the first time. He took a bite and said, "Wow, these taste exactly like the ones my mom used to make!" I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd used a store-bought mix, because I can’t bake to save my life. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML
Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend complaining that I’m lazy since I never cook for him. I stopped cooking for him because he constantly complained that the food was never as good as what his ex-wife made, or like his mom made. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Your response should have been, "Well you suck at sex, but that doesn't stop you."
Chanchilla 0
atleast he's honest tho.
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Comments (66)
Chanchilla 0
atleast he's honest tho.
gigglebritches 0
At least he was honest. This is hardly an fml
enoughgrace 4
YDI for dating a loser.
ScreamAimFire 0
he's a loser because she can't cook? you an amazing detective. you should be the host of blues clues (Y)
enoughgrace 4
What loser would tell his girlfriend she sucked at something? oh, right, that one would.
RedPillSucks 33
He's a loser for having no tact, or sense of understanding that there's no point to hurting her feelings.
thisgirl2u 9
Yay for honesty?! Oh, no we don't celebrate this kind of honesty? Okay then. :/
Ninjafriends 1
How many more insults will it take before you break up with your online boyfriend? My guess is that you will allow fifty thousand assaults on your self-esteem before you discover the wonders of self-respect and dump him. You deserve it for dating on World of Warcraft.
ohthebloodygore 16
18, she shouldn't break up with him. OP's boyfriend did come off as rude by the way he said it, but he was being serious. Is he supposed to stay with her and pretend he enjoys her cooking? I told my girlfriend she can't cook, since she can't. I'm not going to pretend and force myself to eat her food. The only difference between my girl and OP is my girlfriend didn't get offended. We also don't know if OP's boyfriend said it in a nice way but OP took it as rude and offensive. People tend to hear different from what is said based on a simple forming of words.
Ninjafriends 1
Thanks for introducing reason and perspective, and ruining my simple desire to rip on OP. Party pooper.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
op's boyfriend appears to be a jerk because of the way he insulted her cooking so yes gore it is okay to tell someone that their cooking sucks it's just unnecessary to do so in such a rude way
ohthebloodygore 16
35, that's what I said? Thank you for repeating what I stated.
smacky101 0
if you spent more time in the kitchen and less time writing stupid FMLs then we wouldn't have this problem would we?
ThA_PaStY_KiD 0
You need......cooking lessons. My mom is a better cook than you. Take a test atleast manage to boil water not burn it.
scourgee 0
Pissed.. haha.
soldier4life_88 0
if you really can't cook who cares!! at least ur making an effort!!!
Stepherrss 0
After reading so many fml's like this one all i can say is ... WHERE THE **** DO YOU PEOPLE FIND YOUR PARTNERS IN A CAVE? some pretty shitty bf and gf stories on here.
Stepherrss 0
i'm glad my bf isn't a jerk, me and him both have things were awesome at making and then we both have things we suck at making, and if one of us knows how to cook something the other doesnt instead of insulting each other we help eachother, that's what a real relationship is. helping eachother improve, if he is going to insult your cooking, then either tell him to start stepping up and making his own food, or challenge him to bake better cookies, make it fun and stop taking every little insult so seriously, being a whiny bitch wont do anything for you.