Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
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youhavenothing 0
why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?
Audio828 2
Someones insecure. =)
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Comments (142)
survivalism 0
Yeah. Do you ever wonder why guys feel like we can't win? Because of crap like this. Now you're mad at him for something that you completely and utterly walked directly into.
All_time_low 0
I hate when people do that complain that they're fat and then get mad when people tell them they're not.
MyLifeIsGrrreat 0
Not your boyfriend's fault you're fat!! He should be mad at you for getting lazy and eating that extra chalupa Srsly, DROP THE CHALUPA
vt_mruhlin 0
Girls only mention their weight when they're looking for an excuse to start a fight. YDI
uglymoose89 0
quit being self-conscious about your weight. If your boyfriend still likes you stop BITCHING. YDI
meleecow 0
lose some weight fatty
mikaela33194 0
#29 said it. Your BF should teach a class for other guys to figure out what the hell to say to a girl when she pulls the weight card out of the blue.
eliz3 0
If you didn't think you were fat then why did you whinge about looking fat? Stop digging around for compliments because this is what happens...
GeekN 0
boys are dumb. I was complaining about my ass being too big to my boyfriend and he said "Don't worry, I like big asses" WRONG ANSWER!
mlif_iilwafyog 0
GeekN is he supposed to say "yeah it's too fat"? i'm pretty sure if he said that, you'll end up complaining about how he things you're fat. girls should just STFU on their own weight. you girls KNOW you DON'T want to hear the answer to the question. don't go asking a poor guy then blame it on him. if you THINK you are fat, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT instead of getting people into trouble. geez.