Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
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youhavenothing 0
why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?
Audio828 2
Someones insecure. =)
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Comments (142)
beerpong26 0
girls always are saying that their fat, its getting really old.
leon_fml 0
what a situation for that poor guy! what should he have answered? every answer is wrong, you have to give, when you are asked this question... or is there a right answer girls? :P
so_me_fml 0
Well it stinks that you don't feel happy with your weight (I mean let's face it, we've all been there), and your boyfriend PROBABLY didn't think it through before he said he likes "fat girls", BUT, it's wonderful that he still thinks you're beautiful, even if you've gained a few pounds! That's pretty much every girl's dream, to have her man still tell her she's beautiful even when she doesn't feel her best :)
ansel 0
That's what you get for fishing for compliments.
palmdrive 0
YDI face it you're fat. do something about it instead of whining for pity compliments. GO TO THE GYM IF YOU CARE SO MUCH -_- ....pitiful
fortunecookie_fml 0
fatty mcfatty
Nakedsquirrel 5
Baiting a guy in an attempt to either fish for compliments or get ammo to use against him and blow up later isn't as rewarding when you lack the self esteem to handle the negative response you want or don't want, and are likely to get. When you start shit about it later to make his life miserable, he already ****** your little head up beforehand. Count your "losses", accept that your bf loves your body as is, and don't make the dumbass female move of calling attention to your weight ever again.
NorfolkDude 2
I've found most people who call themselves "fat" aren't really fat. In today's world, everyone is "fat" and it hurts women more than men. I'm always careful whenever I talk to someone who is a female about weight or what they appear because anything could set them off. So seriously, don't stress it. Sometimes you feel fat, sometimes you feel skinny, sometimes you feel like the strongest, sometimes you feel like the weakest. Don't let what others say get to you. Everyone has their own personal "battles" with health and fitness, so just get over it, girl.
designedlikedice 0
YDI for fishing for compliments.
SilentGround 0
youuuu haveeeeee curvesssssssss. and your boyfriend likes it. get over it.