Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
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youhavenothing 0
why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?
Audio828 2
Someones insecure. =)
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Comments (142)
kelseymarie 0
op the solution is to go to the gym get buff then beat the shit out of your bf. teach him for liking something to hang on to.
myrrh 0
YDI for trapping him with the classic question, "Hooooneeeey, do these pants make me look faaaat?" There is no right answer. Of all of the ways he could've responded, he kept his cool pretty well. Props to him.
shineyourlight_x 0
I don't think he was calling you fat.
drumsandjazz89 0
LOL at fat bitches
Emry_fml 0
beautiful irony #29
yuusou 0
Cry it out in front of a pint of haggendas
Panicattackx5 0
No offense, but if gaining "a few pounds" make you look fat, you're either a twig, or you were always fat. that's life. Do some crunches and cardio if you don't like it.
glass_doll83 0
do we have the same boyfriend?
anesterov 0
Do i look fat honey? Is the most retarded question ever, poor guy has no right answer, either way he is ...ed. i just learned to ignore any questions or comments of that sort, much safer this way.
tdawgheath 0
Either he's joking...or he likes you as you are. No FML. You deserve to be sad.