Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cashier sniffed at the money "you people" waste on tattoos. I have two full sleeve bamboo thickets to cover up old self-harm scars, but her criticism caused the self-hatred to come roaring back. Now it's a struggle to not fall back into those habits and damage that admittedly expensive artwork. FML
Today, I just had an argument with my father. He claimed that if a woman is covered in tattoos, it's quite clear that she's a whore. He said so in front of my girlfriend, who has tattoos all over her arms. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
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Top comments
poppyseed420 9
having a tattoo does not make you a *****, get all the ink you want, just make sure you get something you'll want forever
ohrlynow 9
That's ignorance at its best. Last I heard, selling sex made you a *****, not having tattoos.
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Comments (154)
gasbandit 2
Tattoos don't automatically equal *****, it depends on what and where they are. But yeah, the small of the back is a pretty well known signal that you bang like an outhouse door at a chili cookoff.
MissKayla 2
Now you're gonna look like a 6x ***** =]
underdose 9
who gives a shit some people dont like tattoos whi cares do it because you want to
KourtneyRay 2
I love my tattoos no matter what anybody else says so be proud of the ones you got. :)
ZzjayrodzZ 3
just because you have tattoos, that doesn't mean you're a *****. tattoos are cool :)
SweetInk 0
My Mum says only junkies
tashhshere 0
agreed 137
Ninjasaurus18 9
Your body is a canvas. Decorate it.
xRezSynn 15
Don't mind about what other people has to say about you...but yeah...tattoos do make you a hooker:D
jaystreet46 4
Definitely not an FML. She's ignorant so FHL.