Today, I threw my clothes in the laundry and had only penguin pajamas to wear. My mother forgot to mention that she was expecting a handyman. Guess who got greeted by an adult woman in a penguin suit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from Amazon, so when the doorbell rang I rushed out in my pajamas. It wasn't the delivery guy. It was my ex and her new boyfriend, here to drop off some of my old stuff. I'd answered the door wearing an anime onesie. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house in my pajamas while trying to take the trash out. My neighbor offered to help, but only after taking a picture of me for "future laughs." FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, I locked myself out while taking the trash downstairs. I was wearing pajamas, slippers, and a winter coat over nothing else. My neighbor offered to help, then spent ten minutes trying not to laugh while I explained that my keys were sitting on the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
personally, i don't see the problem
kirby1964 20
Do laundry soon when you still have clothes, or tell him your a furby freak. You kinky girl.
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Comments (27)
ARISKomuniszt 24
What happened next?
egnur_mas 19
At least it wasn't your birthday suit!
Glowworm56 27
Did you waddle away in embarrassment?
dwight7476 11
Nobody will judge you I’m sure he was interested in doing his job and don’t ask any questions
tonyfan00 38
"Ma'am, I know it's cold out today, but I think you're being a little dramatic."
aruden 25
Is this the Furry equivalent of how the old fashion pizza delivery boy **** starts?
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Come on. If you're going to post a riddle, atleast don't make it so obvious to what the answer is. You gave out too much information.
SwordSlashBlade 13
Why does an “adult woman” have a pajama suit?
SwordSlashBlade 13
*penguin suit pajamas
lucasj23 11
ALL your clothes were in the laundry? you must have an extremely small wardrobe.
_ali__cat_ 14
are you really a grown woman if you live with your mom? I think helps be okay