Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
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youdidwhatnow 0
Lmfao. Maybe she can join?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)
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Comments (224)
irsmeagol 0
Highly understandable if op was using a touch phone.
Starfire22 5
So you didn't tell her you meant kick instead of lick, huh?
TheComputerGuy96 16
I typed with the keys 5425 which either spell "lick" or "kick" on my LG Cookie with T9 enabled, and guess what? It said "kick". So your phone is shitty. Note: I don't say LG Cookie is the best. I actually hate it but it's much better than OP's phone
abcdefghiloveyou 0
How the **** would you know if your phone was better than theirs?
Towelie_31 0
because it doesn't turn the word kick into lick
Shokz992 0
Duh, that's how all phones are measured; the better the phone is, the more likely it is to kick instead of lick :D
Erniesduck123 0
No, TheComputerGuy, seriously, you have no idea what you are talking about. My old phone used to auto-correct based on what I type more often. It may be possible the OP uses the word 'lick' more than 'kick. If that was the last word in a really quick text, I could understand quickly sending it the way it is and realizing later. But how do you not see the word 'lick' ever as you continue to type 'my professor's ass'
gtdoll 0
no, fail. I have the iPhone and if I type something and it's close to a word I use alot, it automatically puts that word. obviously you don't know muchabout phones.
bedrockkx 0
anorexic..
manicrose 3
Three words: Never Trust Spellcheck.
YourFullOfShit 0
lmao!! that sucks!!
saucey12 1
maybe you should Lick the professor's ass anyway that way your grades are taken care of lol
deoxylophone 0
i don't see why this is an FML
prisix 0
well if you're gonna do that then you might have to have a talk with your girlfriend about your... lifestyle. just know in advance it won't get you a better grade XD
Ibonkedyourmom 0
haha fail
prisix 0
I don't think that's really gonna help your grade smart one but have fun ;) XD