Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
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youdidwhatnow 0
Lmfao. Maybe she can join?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)
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Comments (224)
bansapanawap 0
this should be a MLIA.
Leon111775 0
this is the funniest fml i've read in a long time!
Pearljammer001 0
ahh that licks....
LforLove 0
specially cuz he's French!
infantry831 0
your a dork. and this shouldn't have been posted. there is better fml then this. get a life you fruit
ndiesal 0
it was the first word... you had more time to catch it
Shokz992 0
Your* Does no-one ever get it the right way round? :(
LforLove 0
totally kidding I have nothing against the french
iRod 0
how is that an FML I wonder. not like you sent I to him!! lol
Metallica139 0
I'm assuming you and your girlfriend will be enjoying some tossed salad tonight.