Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
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Top comments
youdidwhatnow 0
Lmfao. Maybe she can join?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)
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Comments (224)
Person1233 13
YDI for not turning it off.
Youdontwinfriend 0
Isn't "lick" also a slang for beating someone? "Getting a licking" = "getting a beating"?
Ajjas013 6
Yeah in the old Tom Sawyer books. Eg. "I'm gonna lick you so hard..."
cinnaluna 0
Ahahaha. Maybe that wasn't the best example... XD
infest0125 0
Lick and kick can mean the same thing, if we go way back to Tom Sawyer. Your girlfriend better know this.
avenged_fml 0
major lol's
iknowthatguy 0
Unless your girlfriend is snickerdoodles and is a grammar Nazi, I'm sure the spelling mistake/autocorrection will be fine. definitely not an FML!!!
YeaFYL 0
lol ^ This doesn't seem FML worthy.
Shokz992 0
Hey, you know what? Some people give a crap when others find it impossible to follow grammatical rules they should have known since they were nine; don't cry about it.
Maddoctor 10
Shokz...shut up. If you've read any of snickerdoodles' comments, you'd know what iknowthatguy is talking about.
boopityboppity 11
I've read a great deal of snickerdoodles' comments, but I still don't think she deserves all the slander she gets. Do you mind explaining your bias?
Maddoctor 10
Yes, people tend to dislike others who present their views in a rude/obnoxious manner, especially if done multiple times. It's happened to more than one user.
time_bomb55 0
haha my phone does the samething it sux sometimes
jessxoxo28 5
LMFAO!!!!!! that is so funny!!!!
skyeyez9 25
LOL @ #40!
gothymama 0
While mildly amusing, this really isn't an FML. She's not going to break up with you over a simple typo.
MagneticGuitar 0
Big Whoop!