Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to write a bad review for the fast-food place at which I work part-time. My username made me anonymous, but I forgot to change my profile picture. Now my manager and coworkers won't even speak to me. FML
Today, I posted a review, on a strictly anonymous site, about a doctor I went to see for my anxiety but who actually made me worse. A while later, the same doctor called my home phone, addressed me by my full name and threatened to sue me for slander if I didn't take down the review. All of which was 100% true. FML
Today, HR sent a review email to me asking me to anonymously tell them about my boss. I decided to use this opportunity to tell them what a dick he was. I printed off the review, filled it out, then scanned and emailed it to myself. Or so I thought. Turns out I'd sent the review to my boss. FML
Today, I got a bad review on my work's Facebook page. The girl said I was very rude and I should never work with the public. I was trying to flirt with her. FML
Today, I finally left a one-star review for my doctor’s office. I mentioned my doctor was epic, but called them out on their poor billing practices. I got a call saying my awesome doctor actually owns the clinic. My next appointment is going to be so awkward. FML
Today, my promotion at work was revoked and I was written up, all because some customer decided to write a negative review about me on Google. Apparently, I was “rude” to her and “rolled my eyes at her” and called her stupid. I never met this woman a day in my life, and they won’t believe me. FML
Today, I used one of my ex-coworkers as a reference. She gave a really bad review about me, causing me to miss out on the job opportunity of a lifetime, all because she’s still upset I wore the same dress as her at the company holiday gala two years ago. FML
Today, something bad happened and I posted an FML, only to have a caption with a judgemental comment thrown on the top by some desk jockey asshat. FML
Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
Never EVER post stuff like from your work computer. You never know when it will link to you work email.
Yazoo77 16
No doctor can solve your new problem.
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Comments (51)
Micah_Nobot 10
Hope you boss doesn't find out
Yazoo77 16
No doctor can solve your new problem.
logicnazi 18
I'm curious what the problem was that merited the visit and the review. Looks like OP already responded on another comment, but hopefully we get more details as well. When she wrote extensive, I imagined her including the reason for the check up as well.
wchil 14
I don't think that really matters 24
CrossEyedSniper1 18
Yikes, sorry to hear that. good luck fixing that, FYL.
KeannaLove 32
Never EVER post stuff like from your work computer. You never know when it will link to you work email.
mds9986 24
Wouldn't you have to create an account with the email (and then even verify the address by clicking a verification link sent to the email)? I feel like OP had too many chances to go back on this for me not to click YDI.
Mauskau 36
I'd be more worried about someone looking back at my usage and noticing I'm reviewing a gynecologist.
Champignon_fml 19
Not to mention that most big companies have an IT department, and that everyone in the IT department is able to see exactly what you're doing on your computer.
theoldman 22
The big company was having their time of the month.
Pat5519 14
Enough with the ****** jokes, period.
buckstop1 37
I was going to make an anal joke, butt **** it. That's literally what you both sound like.
FMLusername969 21
#27. Now THAT was FUNNY! ?
praesidiem 16
#27, how do you know how they sound, if they've only typed something?
Cads1 24
#5. Possibly some sand in there too.
LunaRebirth 7
and a reply button, too
praesidiem 16
I'm glad there isn't a reply button in most ******'s. "I haven't cum yet" *no reply button, can't reply*
varunet2004 11
You can claim that a ******** test drive was organized by your company which ended up being a poor experience... All the best for any further confrontation
Steve97 32
I bet the gynecologist is going to regret giving you poor service now though :p
mustangbravo 27
Let's hope your company has a sense of humor.
Teyros 24
Well at least everyone at your company knows you're safe? Getting check ups and all..
FMLusername969 21
Ehhhh...don't think they care.