Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay. I submitted it one minute before the deadline. Later, I opened the file to double-check and realized I'd uploaded my rough draft, containing notes like “THIS PART MAKES NO SENSE, FIX LATER.” The professor then replied, “I agree with your assessments.” FML
Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML
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Kiki242 19
Oh those teachers that refuse to be wrong. However why did you wait till the last minute?
AninOnin 24
Remember that next time you're late for class.
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Comments (63)
1jordan1 11
Show up late for class. That pisses me off how teachers do that.
StanSmith_fml 9
Change your clock on your phone to 20 minutes ahead and show up 20 minutes late using her reasoning. That'll show the commie bitch.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
OP would want to set it 20 minutes behind, not ahead, to do that. Setting it 20 minutes ahead would just make him or her get places at least 20 minutes early.
xxVampiresRulexx 14
Wouldn't the time show up of when you submitted it? If you did it online it should.
TheHeavyOne 15
FYL & YDI. FYL because it was technically on time but YDI for waiting that long. I have no pity for you because I've screwed myself over by procrastinating. Learn from it.
dimespot 5
It's pretty standard practice to use the time of the person in charge. Grow the **** up and always hand shit in early.
funsizedbecka 9
Why did you wait until the last minute to turn it in?
rhevenge 19
next time leave plenty of time until the deadline....like 30 minutes.
j_cat187 20
Yid for choosing to submit a project 5 minutes before the deadline.
olpally 33
What nit picky thunder ****. Jeez. You should've had it done way in advance though. I call this FML a wash.
Cheezes 7
This is why you don't literally wait until the last minute, idiot.
QueenOrangeSoda 21
Five minutes is a somewhat reasonable amount of time. The more "idiotic" (by your definition) action would be the misuse of literally that annoys everyone on the Internet. Jeez.
dawnimus 21
They've now added the "figuratively" definition of literally to the dictionary to make the morons happy. This makes me sad.