Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
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chasing_adalia 0
Okay, let me explain it. The OP started to slip on ice, and tried to prevent herself from falling by grabbing the car. Unfortunately, the hand that was grabbing the car had the car keys in that. This means that the OP, when making grabbing motions, effectively scratched her car with the keys, causing a "keyed car" effect. OP fell and damaged her paint job. And other hemispheres have winter at different times than others, so it's possible for the OP to be somewhere snowy.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Except Iowa is in the northern hemisphere. Lol.
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Comments (71)
alwyld 0
how does this FYL up??..
edwadokun 0
you mean you keyed your car??
Valon_fml 0
And?
juicyfruit23 0
smooth. and juts so you know....you say keyed not key-scratched
SublatePandemic 0
yikesssss. that's fabulous.
suzyiswoozy 0
um, double epic fail, per se?
simplyapril 4
where the heck are you there there is ice?????? also at least it wasnt someone else's car... that would have been more expensive
amsterdam_fml 0
OP: you deserved it for living in a place that gets ice on the ground in May
ohhhhshizzz 0
You guys are ******* idiots & suck at history. Did y'all know that America wasn't the only place in the world? Probably not, so stop commenting asking where they live and why there is ice. In other places it is winter, because of the Earth's rotation. Wow, OP that is funny & the mental image is funnier. Lmao, hope your car isn't too damaged. =]
Ender_ 0
To the people that are making comments like, "Wow, ******* idiotic Americans. Don't you realize there are other places in the world." I'm going to have to point out that people are asking where the OP lives. Most of them aren't denying that there is ice on the ground. (with a few exceptions) They just want to know where the OP lives, maybe to get more of a mental picture. So, by posting things like what #50 said you are, in fact, being idiotic yourselves.