Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
Clean them off with his face
ohcoolstorybro 14
Nothing a few washes can't fix
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Comments (89)
summerlover23 5
That's disgusting! I hope the kid offered to pay for the rewashing and drying of your clothes.
BubbaJ80 11
Beat his ass
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Hope you had enough money to wash them again. Or should have at least made him pay somehow.
cyborgmexican 6
Back in the machine for you!!!
HeroesKiller7 9
I hate when kids that you don't know misbehave , I mean you wanna kick him in the ass , punch him in the face , shoot him and cut out his tongue , but then again you can't do it , I mean what if his father was a big black dude ? , I am sorry for you but , these things happen
5t3ff1k4h 47
So, you're not afraid of big white men? Hmm.
Dallasluver19 14
There not fresh clean clothes anymore..xD
AzzieC 12
Omg f*** him
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
**** him? In the middle of a laundromat? Are you an exhibitionist or something?
terrible_things 1
Omg this kid was probably drunk
hewro_failure 11
What a dick I would start punching the shit out of him .... Did he pay to have your clothes dry cleaned because a laundromat after that incident just isn't good enough
wizboss12 0
Note to self get a washing machine.