Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML
Today, I landed my dream job with an international company. I figured I could work this until retirement, only to find out they hired me to shut down operations in my market. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I finally have a job I love with amazing people I call family and a fantastic boss. I've been here 8 months, and I'm doing a great job, I feel like I could work here forever! My most recent project? Printing our "Store closing sale" signs for liquidation. We permanently close in 7 weeks. FML
Today, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
Today, my boss expects me to conduct a meeting with a client, give him all the info he needs, and manage his campaign. This is because he fired the "expensive" marketing director and wants me, the intern, to continue his work. FML
Today, I went into work with the mentality that all of my ass-busting work was going to result in me finally being promoted to manager. We had a site meeting. The entire building is being laid off because Apple cut our contract. Yay, I'm out of a job. I hate Apple. FML
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tellithowitis 13
Don't potate appreciate
ghostlilac 25
Why are you complaining? That's awesome!
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Comments (140)
Mowampa 1
If your going to get paid for it then STFU.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*You're
XHerobrineX 4
One would think that people would learn the difference between your and you're with all the grammatically correct people lurking around... I salute you good ateen!
docscientist 10
27- some people have a thing called dignity. Look it up.
onlychildFTW 34
So much for that dream job eh? Sounds like you're getting paid to do nothing. That can be boring but at least you're getting paid.
rcgirl2 11
You mad bro?
THE_A_TEEN 28
No, I'm not mad, and i'm not your ******* bro.
perdix 31
Are you looking for a Swedish Ass-Whuppin'? It used to be a Texas Ass-Whuppin', butt Sweden has recently made a bold move in the field of Gratuitous Violence.
SkoomaKi 28
Is your dream job a meme factory by any chance?
THE_A_TEEN 28
If it is, then I'm willing to take Skoomaki there just to see him drown in "YOLO", "U MAD" and "COOL STORY, BRO" phrases. Oh, hey Skoomaki, didn't see you there...
SkoomaKi 28
Damn you... You know my weakness.
XHerobrineX 4
Oh can I come? I want to bring my grammar teacher.... We can call it an experiment.... See what happens....(comment if you get the reference)
benhemon 4
If you didn't point out that it should be "Taters gonna Tate" you definitely deserved it.
tbribri33 0
Sounds like a fun job to me!
SdFr_fml 1
English isn't my native language, what does 'to potate' mean ? (and does it actually mean something ?!) Thanks :-)
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's supposed to be an internet meme. Go to "Know your meme", they have the answer.
mehwhocares 9
It doesn't mean anything: it's not an actual word, just something made up.
SdFr_fml 1
Thank you !
stevenmx86 8
So? This sounds like a fun place to work. Would you rather be forced to be doing only business the entire time and have no down time?
videokid2000 10
I fail to see the FML here.
dellis44 7
was this supposed to be an fml? cus that is epic.