Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML
Today, I landed my dream job with an international company. I figured I could work this until retirement, only to find out they hired me to shut down operations in my market. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I finally have a job I love with amazing people I call family and a fantastic boss. I've been here 8 months, and I'm doing a great job, I feel like I could work here forever! My most recent project? Printing our "Store closing sale" signs for liquidation. We permanently close in 7 weeks. FML
Today, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
Today, my boss expects me to conduct a meeting with a client, give him all the info he needs, and manage his campaign. This is because he fired the "expensive" marketing director and wants me, the intern, to continue his work. FML
Today, I went into work with the mentality that all of my ass-busting work was going to result in me finally being promoted to manager. We had a site meeting. The entire building is being laid off because Apple cut our contract. Yay, I'm out of a job. I hate Apple. FML
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tellithowitis 13
Don't potate appreciate
ghostlilac 25
Why are you complaining? That's awesome!
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Comments (140)
Arrawyn 12
Come on! Let those potatoes potate!
EnterSandman_fml 20
If that has you having second thoughts about your job, I'll gladly trade with you.
LadyGore 12
Awesome job with cool employees that pays alright > Lame job you can't have alittle fun at Hmm, that's a hard one. Derp.
Vaginabutter 15
17 - your pic looks like your trying to take a s*it!
igive 29
well she is in a bathroom...
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Are you sure our dreams didn't get mixed up? You're clearly unfit for the job if you fail to grasp the true magnificence of the phrase.
evilplatypus 39
So long as you're getting paid, why do you care?
ganjaranja 10
Well if that's the slogan of the company you joined, of course their gonna put a lot of thought into it! Maybe you should figure out what you really want to do in the future.
ganjaranja 10
they're*
OfficeNinja 5
Roll with it. Sounds like you got a bullshit job where you really do nothing at all, yet get paid in very real money. Quit hating and stack that paper!
perdix 31
Go X-rated and suggest that "tomatoes goin' to mate ;)" Your job seems like a helluva lot of fun!
43trauts 14
If that was a real slogan than I would buy more tomatoes from now on.
Halti 4
legend
eccentrix 12
You're worried that you take your dream job more seriously than anyone else? That sounds like a good thing to me.
Zachthejoker 10
Don't hate on the potato method!