Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Workers of the world…
Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week, they fired me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door, with a note that said "If not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60, and my job. FML
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Lying liars
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
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Giskard 0
You should have just asked if you could have it.
Chibi_fml 9
You should've asked first. Some places have very strict policies about things like that, but they may have said yes if you had asked. Technically, you WERE stealing.
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Jasoco 0
It's a damn shame how much food gets wasted every day in restaurants and supermarkets.
crashmld 1
Rules are rules. People like you usually end up costing us law abiding taxpayers bukoo bucks sitting behind bars because you can not follow directions. Theft is theft!
zach055 23
Once something is thrown in a trash receptacle it becomes public domain. So, had you put the bread in the garbage then taken it out, it would have been yours. Why should the fact that it never reach the garbage can be a problem. You should sue for wrongful termination.
masteroftheWTF 0
Legally trash is no longer property, take the bread, put it in a CLEAN trash bag, take it out the back door, and mark it with something you can see, put a twist tie or piece of tape on the bag. Then when you leave, wait across the street or something and take the trash bag, which, because it is in a trash receptical for collection, is no longer property, and take it home. It was in a double bag... still perfectly safe.
masteroftheWTF 0
Guys at places near me do this for the homeless people cause they feel bad throwing the food out, but giving it directly to them after the period when it's supposed to be served exposes them to liability. However, if they take it from a clean trash bag... the stuff is fine but it's at their own risk rather than that of the store.
masteroftheWTF 0
Varies by state but the supreme court did. Katz v. United States, 389 U.S. 347, 361, 88 S.Ct. 507, 516, 19 L.Ed.2d 576 (1967)
masteroftheWTF 0
There is the caveat that the garbage must be on public property, which happens to be true where I live because the garbage for these specific places is in a dumpster which is shared and is on the street.
shopfitch 7
Most major companies do this. It's nothing new.
lovejulia36 2
aww
shinshoku13 19
Since they told you to throw it out i dont see how its stealing since by throwing it out there disowning the bread