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Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

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That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

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You don't name your boobs?

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I feel your pain OP. I'm a waitress too but these things happen everyday. Think of it as on the job training!

Poopdollar, please stop commenting. Don't talk about a guy's mom like that, heartless ****.

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Well.. you'll have that, also away to get tips. It's a give and take lol as long as they don't take it too far

Your 1st customer was unoriginal...I would've worn dark glasses, pretended I was blind & try to read your uniform...

57 59 you guys are just mad because I ****** your moms to.

and i slapped your mom with an english textbook *too. now be quiet you little turd.

flockz, thank you for correcting me. I'm Not going to talk shit to you, because you're cool.

hey flockz, you forgot to capitalize your I.