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Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

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That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

bitchslapped22 14

You don't name your boobs?

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Don't worry poop I did they're moms too , at the same time! (insert dramatic music)

Take a compliment...

construction- I knew it! it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

I'm pretty sure that's from a tv show.

gabrielbaby 9

I would have laughed .-. I find that quite funny, but actual harassment wouldn't be.

tracebarton 0

...no seriously what is the other ones name

lol. go with it so you can get a mega tip!

44- well, based off of your little end comment about being thumbed down, your goal in life must involve getting the most thumbs up on a comment. Nothing different really. Why should you care?

89, I was saying that's what other people say... Please READ my comment before you criticize it. Thanks.