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Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

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That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

bitchslapped22 14

You don't name your boobs?

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The other ones called "My Dad takes people to court for sexual harassment"

Should have said "Well, what's your name? That might be it."

They used that joke in The Italian Job.

lovebunnies 5

could the restaurant be hooters?

mademoiselleaus 2

pffff

Haha that just made my day!! xD

well give it a name so people wont ask that anymore? #problem solved

what was the name if the restaurant???

After years of working in retail and now as a barista, I reeaaalllly hate customers that try to be "cute." It is NEVER funny and usually just makes me even more irritated....

Thats quality! Im totally gonna start doing that!