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Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

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That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

bitchslapped22 14

You don't name your boobs?

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that person has class

90- ahhh, I see. Quotation marks aren't easily noticed when surrounded by words and viewed on a 3-inch screen. My apologies.

superrnovaa 7

well wat is called? dont keep us hanging

NullPointer 20

I hope that it gets better OP. I wouldn't ever be a waiter, people are assholes at restaurants for some reason.

Not just at restaurants....

Embrace your hotness to get better tips.

well, what is the other one called

What's the name that was on your shirt?

"Haha because sexual harassment is funny.. " *sarcastic*

90- we're talking about boobs not people's goals on fml...

PoisonPixieDust 5

Wow. Ur a doll 0.o