Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML
Today, my boss held his polo shirt one inch from my nose and asked me to smell it. He said that he was going into one of our tenants' apartment and wanted to smell him before and after so I could judge said apartment's cleanliness. FML
Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
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Black_Knight80 13
quit now before you regret it!
brookenicolee29 27
That's creepy as ****.
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skittyskatbrat 19
um, no, you do not. Report him to his boss, to HR, to whatever authority your company expects sexual harassment claims to be reported to. Talk to the other employees, find out if he's done similar to them, and if other employees have left because of his behavior. It does NOT stop at a neck-sniff. Do NOT hesitate to throw a public fit about this if he does it again, ending with you grabbing a phone and calling HR publicly and openly. He WILL do it again. "I told you the first time that this behavior was inappropriate, and one week later, you are WHATEVER HE IS DOING SAID VERY LOUDLY AND PLAINLY! That is IT, I am reporting it right now. Angry witnesses are the difference between a slap on the hand for him and a pink slip. He doesn't need to go on collecting victims, and people that SNIFF THE NECK of their coworkers? Then make a personal comment? They don't stop at one victim and they've probably gotten away with it before. Don't put up with this crap. If they fire you, take them to court. You're not the one at fault for publicly saying NO to inappropriate behavior. Best of luck!!!!
kittykat033 10
I made this exact same FML and mine got denied. Stealing bitch. Lol
olpally 33
Yeah, report him for harassment. No one should feel that uncomfortable in the work environment. Creeper.
JKROB 16
sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen
worldclassrager 41
Sure hope things look up for you.,,
chuka81 27
I find that as long as he didn't grab your ass and moan, he was completely appropriate.
laureri 26
If he's not the head manager tell the head manager. If he is call the DM if it's the DM call HR immediately. Next time he does something like that say, "This is inappropriate, I'm uncomfortable and respect my personal space." If he does it after you say that and have reported it he will face consequences. If nothing gets accomplished and you report it you have grounds to quit with the right to collect unemployment(if you had previous consistent employment) and a harassment suit. That about covers it good luck and REPORT IT.
False_Stupidity 42
Could be worse. At least he didn't sniff your butt and then say that you're his new bitch.
miss_jules 11
That is beyond creepy! I hope you firmly but politely put him in his place.
katties 27
I hope he just meant he likes that you're following the "no perfume at work" policy... working with creepy people sucks - I hope he was just talking without thinking at that moment