Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Best foot forward
Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML
Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Healthy life goals
Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Top comments
karrdesw 0
You still have to walk home... present tense? Better get to it! You'll catch pneumonia!
freya08 0
I feel your pain. I sprained mine a year ago, and I had to get a cast and everything. It was really awful. I can't play soccer anymore because of it ._.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (100)
azreal_13 0
do you not have friends on the team or does everyone hate you? ask for a ride
PaulG10 0
this is the shit that pisses me off, ive posted 5 damn good FMLs and they never get published.. but stupid shit like this does.
abcdefghiloveyou 0
that's just how FML works.
Klaxx_fml 0
Suck it up and walk.
Kirlyfoo 9
wah wah wahhhhh!!!!
Laxloverr24 0
get a ride. with someone.
CronosDage 0
YDI for playing soccer and living where there's often rain winter.
saranottelling 7
Steal a car and drive yourself home. You might have to deal with the cops later but at least you won't get wet! :)
trickyd 0
Tried it different situation. Although it was my uncles car and his tree i had to deal with. We all do silly thimgs when were young.
yada_yada 0
Oh, get over it. I got injured in the military, and had to walk around base in the snow and ice on crutches.
soccerdill10 0
#1: I feel sorry for u not getting to enjoy the worlds greatest sport. I'll feel even worse for u if ur an American, like myself, and believe that football is the greatest sport in the world. It's only for people who r too stupid to play a sport that u need brains for, like soccer for example.
tb15 0
you don't need any more brains for soccer than you do for football. Calling good plays is almost as important as being athletic in football. no, i do not play football.
firecopy 6
I was under the impression that soccer guys/gals don't know sh-t about football. I was right. you definatly need brains in football.
soccerrocks 0
I play soccer and used to play football however football is only fun for me if it is pick up
Austino713 0
lmao niiice
unitychicken 0