Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Best foot forward
Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML
Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Healthy life goals
Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
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karrdesw 0
You still have to walk home... present tense? Better get to it! You'll catch pneumonia!
freya08 0
I feel your pain. I sprained mine a year ago, and I had to get a cast and everything. It was really awful. I can't play soccer anymore because of it ._.
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Comments (100)
julieee015 0
why does the guy with abs comment on EVERY fml I've read so far? Someone has nooo life what so evaaaaa. haha
jgill87 0
BS. I'm sure someone on your team would help.
XR6Falcon 0
soccer= gay!
pjfromok 0
@ 77 Your face = gay!!
ohSNAPyall 27
Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.
NomnomRaptor 0
Lol, I just watched Dogma yesterday xD
YG27 0
Who cares if you have to walk home in the rain you obviously were playing soccer in the rain as for the ankle suck it up unless its a High Ankle Sprain idgaf. YDI for wasting my time.
CanadianMuse 0
Don't u have a CELL PHONE? call home! or (in the scenario tht u are a cell-virgin) borrow some1s cell! it'll save u some pain
movies12 0
omg that sucks... when I sprained my ankle I couldn't move, let alone WALK. FYL
J_nazzty 0
YDI for playing soccer and not football..you also deserve it for not living in a household where your parents are able to give you rides to practice..you also deserve it for not being well liked enough to have friends to offer you rides when these kinds of things happen...fix your life up
devilishD 0
see?! told ya! soccer sucks!
notwierdgifted 0
if u put u deserve it then ur a dick